01 9 / 2014

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

(Source: flygoing, via gnarly)

01 9 / 2014

(via chocolaty)

01 9 / 2014

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

(via xsturgy)

01 9 / 2014

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

(via lubricates)

01 9 / 2014

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear, via africandad)

01 9 / 2014

insectboy:

IM PEEING

insectboy:

IM PEEING

(via asian)

01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

(Source: yehitslogan, via nicoosuxx)

01 9 / 2014

waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

(via encourage)

01 9 / 2014

(Source: weheartit.com, via niadil)